I’m
not gonna say I’ve been everywhere and I know everything, but I know
everything. As a Vigilante it’s my duty and right to be better than you,
righter than you and keep my butthole tighter than you.
Music
is my expertise (just like everything else). I’ve taken many a roadtrip and
ever since my early days fumbling behind the wheel like a nervous freshman
trying to open his locker on the first day of high school, I’ve been on a quest to
rock out as hard as possible while I drive.
You
want to take a long haul across a country, spitting rubber, swerving around
deer and seeing if you can pee in an empty Gatorade bottle while you’re doing
85? Check out some of these sweet tunes. If you happen to die from a groin tear
because your balls are pulled too far to the walls, give the devil this list
when you see him and say it comes from the Vigilante.
The Ultimate Roadtrip Playlist
1. Home Sweet
Home - Motley Crue
2. Cells
(Instrumental) - The Servant
3. Thunderkiss
’65 - White Zombie
4. Sometimes -
Miami Horror
5. Ramblin’ Man
- The Allman Brothers Band
6. Hair of the
Dog - Nazareth
7. Portions for
Foxes - Rilo Kiley
8. The Trooper -
Iron Maiden
9. Hold On - Tim
Armstrong
10. Red
Barchetta - Rush
11. Big Empty -
Stone Temple Pilots
12. Running Down
a Dream - Tom Petty
13. Up in Smoke
- Holly Springs Disaster
14. This Year -
The Mountain Goats
15. Radar Love -
Golden Earring
16. Here I Go
Again - Whitesnake
17. Long Cool
Woman in a Black Dress - The Hollies
18. The Jazz
Police - Gordon Goodwin’s Big Phat Band
19. Prehistoric
Dog - Red Fang
20. Mrs.
Robinson - Simon & Garfunkel
21. Driving Home
- Hot Water Music
22. Going Mobile
- The Who
23. Sister
Christian - Night Ranger
24. A Real Hero
- College (feat. Electric Youth)
25. Space
Truckin’ - Deep Purple
26. Trouble Man
- Marvin Gaye
27. Born to be
Wild - Steppenwolf
28. Thunder Road
- Bruce Springsteen
29. Cemetery
Gates - Pantera
30. Bohemian
Rhapsody - Queen
