The Best Driving Playlist Ever

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I’m not gonna say I’ve been everywhere and I know everything, but I know everything. As a Vigilante it’s my duty and right to be better than you, righter than you and keep my butthole tighter than you.

Music is my expertise (just like everything else). I’ve taken many a roadtrip and ever since my early days fumbling behind the wheel like a nervous freshman trying to open his locker on the first day of high school, I’ve been on a quest to rock out as hard as possible while I drive.

You want to take a long haul across a country, spitting rubber, swerving around deer and seeing if you can pee in an empty Gatorade bottle while you’re doing 85? Check out some of these sweet tunes. If you happen to die from a groin tear because your balls are pulled too far to the walls, give the devil this list when you see him and say it comes from the Vigilante.

The Ultimate Roadtrip Playlist

1. Home Sweet Home - Motley Crue

2. Cells (Instrumental) - The Servant

3. Thunderkiss ’65 - White Zombie

4. Sometimes - Miami Horror

5. Ramblin’ Man - The Allman Brothers Band

6. Hair of the Dog - Nazareth

7. Portions for Foxes - Rilo Kiley

8. The Trooper - Iron Maiden

9. Hold On - Tim Armstrong

10. Red Barchetta - Rush

11. Big Empty - Stone Temple Pilots

12. Running Down a Dream - Tom Petty

13. Up in Smoke - Holly Springs Disaster

14. This Year - The Mountain Goats

15. Radar Love - Golden Earring

16. Here I Go Again - Whitesnake

17. Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress - The Hollies

18. The Jazz Police - Gordon Goodwin’s Big Phat Band

19. Prehistoric Dog - Red Fang

20. Mrs. Robinson - Simon & Garfunkel

21. Driving Home - Hot Water Music

22. Going Mobile - The Who

23. Sister Christian - Night Ranger

24. A Real Hero - College (feat. Electric Youth)

25. Space Truckin’ - Deep Purple

26. Trouble Man - Marvin Gaye

27. Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf

28. Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen

29. Cemetery Gates - Pantera

30. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen