Sunday, October 17, 2010

The Games They Play

So, why do girls feel it necessary to play games with your head? It's like they want you to hate them to the point where you stakeout their house on a Thursday night and realize, yeah, her place would be easy to rob. Then they do shit like go away for a long period of time, so you think it's time for you to do other women...but no, 2 fucking weeks later they text you and you're all gaga over them again. Also, let's be honest, the friend zone is a giant ruse created by girls so that they can reject you nicely, from now on if I get friend zoned, she will wake up with a hyena in her room because just picture that, it's awesome. Next, if the girl you like is deciding that she may or may not want a boyfriend, GET THE FUCK OUT! Now I'm not going to follow my own advice because I will be going after this girl because well...she's really hot. But really, that's a stupid reason to go after someone, so if...rather when, she fucks me over, I cannot say I will be surprised. So what have we learned today? Girls are not to be trusted.

Girls Are Not To Be Trusted - watch this, it explains everything you'll need to know.


Well, that's it for me this Sunday, October 17th.


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