NFL-Niggardly (look it up) Fucking Losers

Patriots - Way to ruin cutoff sweaters for everyone.
Jets - I heard the team just runs their drills around Rex Ryan.
Dolphins - Even their logo looks like it rides the short bus.
Bills - Who?
Steelers - Roethlisberger's obviously just trying to catch up to Kobe Bryant.
Ravens - They're a lot better team when they're in Indianapolis.
Bengals - I applaud them for being the only openly gay football team. Just look at their jerseys.
Browns - They're a lot better team when they're called the Ravens.
Broncos - They're so bad Kenny McKinley would rather die than play for them.
Chiefs - I dare you to name 4 players on their roster. I fucking dare you.
Chargers - Let's face it, this team would be better off if they started Ryan Leaf.
Raiders - Yeah, that commitment to excellence thing is reeeeally working out .
Colts- Without that guy from SNL they're basically the Detroit Lions.
Texans - So, it was a toss up between the Texans and the Thunder, right?
Jaguars - When your best player is 4'9" you know you have problems.
Titans - Steve McNair: First Titan to be murdered in cold blood.
Falcons - Their owner's name is Arthur. No, really.
Panthers - I haven't seen that much turquoise since the last time I was in The Castro.
Saints - What is up with Drew Bree's scar? Did his husband beat him?
Buccaneers - Ooooooh, is this the team that Johnny Depp plays for?
Eagles - "If Vick can throw the football like that I'll let him kill as many dogs as he wants." - Andy Reid
Giants - They do pretty well considering their QB has Down Syndrome.
Cowboys - Jerry Jones actually owns all of his black players. No, really.
Redskins - And you thought that Jerry Jones joke was racist.
Bears - Defense wins championships. Oh, wait...
Packers - What are they, Jewish?
Lions - I could put a bunch of retarded spider monkeys on the field and they would win more games than these guys.
Vikings - Someone just staple Adrian Peterson's hands to the goddamn ball.
49ers - Because who needs a Quarterback?
Seahawks - Shaun Alexander was caught fucking Elizabeth Hasselbeck; he was never heard from again.
Rams - As if St. Louis wasn't forgettable enough.
Cardinals - There's a reason they're last on this list.